Staggering incompetence

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Traditionally, when one goes out with the express intention of taking photographs, one would carry, at a minimum, one camera.
I did things differently today. I took eight lenses, two teleconverters, a tripod, spare batteries, spare memory card; and no camera body.
This may, hypothetically, have rendered the photographic expedition somewhat ... limited.
Fortunately, modern phones have excellent cameras, so I present to you what I'm declaring to be victory, extracted from the jaws of defeat.

Something is missing.

As a wise person once said, the best camera is the one you have with you.